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Novelty Signs and Labels

Not all signage takes a serious tone to communicate the intended message. ComplianceSigns.com offers a wide variety of Novelty signs that humorously address topics like trespassing, recreation and more.

Novelty signs and labels from ComplianceSigns.com can help keep people safe while maintaining a humorous tone. They're available in a variety of headers, formats and materials.
Click an image below to order standard Novelty signs. You can also visit our Custom Signs page for your specific needs.

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BATHROOM ETIQUETTE 1. IF YOU CAN NOT AIM, SIT DOWN 2. USE THE FAN, IT IS THERE FOR A REASON 3. IF NECESSARY, GIVE A COURTESY FLUSH 4. USE SINGING TO DISGUISE RUDE SOUNDS 5. LIMIT READING TO SHORT STORIES 6. REPLACE EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLL 7. WASH UP WHEN YOU ARE DONE 8. NEVER TALK ON THE PHONE 9. PUT THE SEAT DOWN 10. DO NOT FORGET TO FLUSH ENJOY THIS TIME, AS IT MAY BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR DAY

NHEP-37163
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BATHROOM RULES LIMIT ALL READING TO SHORT STORIES AND POEMS NO LOUD PHILOSOPHICAL THINKING CROSS-EYED GUESTS AND DRUNKS WITH BAD AIM MUST BE SEATED DON'T WRITE ON THE WALLS, WE DON'T USE YOUR STATIONERY FOR TOILET PAPER THIS IS THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE; TREAT IT WITH RESPECT EVEN IF YOU ARE IN A RUSH PLEASE REMEMBER TO FLUSH OBEY ALL RULES - PERMISSION TO USE THIS FACILITY MAY BE REVOKED WITHOUT WARNING

NHEP-15938
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BATHROOM ETIQUETTE 1. IF YOU CAN NOT AIM, SIT DOWN 2. USE THE FAN, IT IS THERE FOR A REASON 3. IF NECESSARY, GIVE A COURTESY FLUSH 4. USE SINGING TO DISGUISE RUDE SOUNDS 5. LIMIT READING TO SHORT STORIES 6. REPLACE EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLL 7. WASH UP WHEN YOU ARE DONE 8. NEVER TALK ON THE PHONE 9. PUT THE SEAT DOWN 10. DO NOT FORGET TO FLUSH ENJOY THIS TIME, AS IT MAY BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR DAY

NHE-37163
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NO TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

TRE-13560
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BATHROOM RULES LIMIT ALL READING TO SHORT STORIES AND POEMS NO LOUD PHILOSOPHICAL THINKING CROSS-EYED GUESTS AND DRUNKS WITH BAD AIM MUST BE SEATED DON'T WRITE ON THE WALLS, WE DON'T USE YOUR STATIONERY FOR TOILET PAPER THIS IS THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE; TREAT IT WITH RESPECT EVEN IF YOU ARE IN A RUSH PLEASE REMEMBER TO FLUSH OBEY ALL RULES - PERMISSION TO USE THIS FACILITY MAY BE REVOKED WITHOUT WARNING

NHE-15938
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IF YOU SPLASH OR SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE, WIPE THE SEAT

ONEP-37397
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NO TRESPASSING WARNING THE OWNER OF THIS PROPERTY IS ARMED AND PREPARED TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY FROM A CRIMINAL OFFENSE THERE IS NOTHING WORTH RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR

NHE-35129
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OUTHOUSE RULES

NHE-15940
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PRAYER IS THE BEST WAY TO MEET THE LORD TRESPASSING IS FASTER

TRE-16669
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THIS AREA IS PROTECTED BY A VICIOUS GUARD DOG THREE DAYS PER WEEK YOU GUESS WHICH DAYS! ESTA ÁREA ESTÁ PROTEGIDA POR UN FEROZ PERRO GUARDIÁN TRES DÍAS A LA SEMANA ¡ADIVINE QUÉ DÍAS!

TRB-13625
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POOL RULES 1. NO FOOD OR BEVERAGES IN POOL OR ON POOL WET DECK 2. NO GLASS OR ANIMALS IN THE FENCED POOL AREA (OR 50 FEET FROM UNFENCED POOL) 3. BATHING LOAD:____PERSONS 4. POOL HOURS:____AM TO ____PM 5. SHOWER BEFORE ENTERING 6. DO NOT SWALLOW THE POOL WATER 7 .DO NOT USE POOL IF YOU ARE ILL WITH DIARRHEA

NHE-15266-Florida
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NO TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

TRE-13561
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How many NO SOLICITING Signs do you need to read. . . before you realize that NO SOLICITING means NO SELLING, NO HAWKING, NO ANNOUNCING YOUR NEW PRODUCT OR SERVICE, NO INTRODUCING YOURSELF AS A REP OR SOME BLA-DEBLA COMPANY, NO MARKETING, AND NO SOLICITING! We don't want your phone service, your water service, your coupon books, your internet servicce, your copiers, your fax machines, your office supplies, or anything you're tyring to sell. Cya. . . ¡Cuantos avisos de PROHIBIDO VENDER necesita leer. . . antes de darse cuenta que PROHIBIDO VENDER significa NO VENDER, NO VOCEAR, NO ANUNCIAR SU NUEVO PRODUCTO O SERVICIO, NO PRESENTARSE USTED MISMO COMO REPRESENTANTE DE ALGUNA COMPANIA XYZ, NO HACER MARKETING Y NO VENDER EN LA CALLE! No queremos sus servicios telefonicos, servicios de agua, libros de cupones, servicios de Internet, fotocopiadoras, maquinas de fax, suministros de oficina ni cualquier cosa que esta tratado vender Adios!. . .

TRB-13571
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IF AT FIRST YOU DO NOT SUCCEED, FLUSH, FLUSH AND FLUSH AGAIN

NHEP-37407
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NO TRESPASSING WE DON'T DIAL 911

TRE-13540
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SPA RULES 1. NO FOOD OR BEVERAGES IN POOL OR ON POOL WET DECK 2. NO GLASS OR ANIMALS IN THE FENCED POOL AREA (OR 50 FEET FROM UNFENCED POOL) 3. BATHING LOAD:____PERSONS 4. POOL HOURS:____AM TO ____PM 5. SHOWER BEFORE ENTERING 6. DO NOT SWALLOW THE POOL WATER, IT IS RECIRCULATED 7. DO NOT USE POOL IF YOU ARE ILL WITH DIARRHEA 8. MAXIMUM WATER TEMPERATURE 104°F 9. CHILDREN UNDER TWELVE MUST HAVE ADULT SUPERVISION 10. PREGNANT WOMEN, SMALL CHILDREN, PEOPLE WITH HEALTH PROBLEMS AND PEOPLE USING ALCOHOL, NARCOTICS AND OTHER DRUGS THAT CAUSE DROWSINESS SHOULD NOT USE SPA POOLS WITHOUT FIRST CONSULTING A DOCTOR 11. MAXIMUM USE 15 MINUTES NO DIVING

NHE-15267-Florida
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SERIOUSLY NO SOLICITING NO TRESPASSING

TRE-13574
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How many NO SOLICITING Signs do you need to read before you realize that NO SOLICITING means . . .

TRE-13571
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NO TRESPASSING! WE DO NOT WANT YOU HERE

TRE-13583
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NO TRESPASSING WARNING THE OWNER OF THIS PROPERTY IS ARMED AND PREPARED TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY FROM A CRIMINAL OFFENSE THERE IS NOTHING WORTH RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR

NHEP-35129
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DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, OUR BUTLER AND MAID HAVE RESIGNED YOUR COOPERATION IN HELPING TO KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED

ONEP-37117
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WELCOME TO OUR POOL WE DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET, DON'T PEE IN OUR POOL NO SWIMMING SUITS AFTER DARK ALCOHOL AND SWIMMING DON'T MIX TO PREVENT ACCIDENTS - QUIT SWIMMING! WHAT HAPPENS HERE STAYS HERE OUR POOL OUR RULES!

NHE-15331
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SMILE YOU ARE ON CAMERA

TRE-13542
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE IN RANGE

TRE-13551
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GUNS ARE WELCOME ON PREMISES PLEASE KEEP ALL WEAPONS HOLSTERED UNLESS NEED ARISES. IN SUCH A CASE, JUDICIOUS MARKSMANSHIP IS APPRECIATED - SE PERMITE PORTAR ARMAS DE FUEGO EN LAS INSTALACIONES MANTENGA TODAS LAS ARMAS ENFUNDADAS A MENOS QUE SURJA UNA NECESIDAD SI ÉSE ES EL CASO, SE AGRADECERÍA SER PRUDENTE Y TENER BUENA PUNTERÍA

NHB-16347
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KITCHEN RULES IF YOU SPILL IT WIPE IT IF YOU OPEN IT CLOSE IT IF YOU DIRTY IT CLEAN IT IF YOU COOK IT SHARE IT

NHEP-29171
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WELCOME TO OUR HOT TUB WE DON'T SOAK IN YOUR TOILET, DON'T PEE IN OUR HOT TUB SWIMSUITS OPTIONAL AFTER DARK BUBBLES PROVIDED, DO NOT CONTRIBUTE YOURS WHAT HAPPENS HERE STAYS HERE OUR HOT TUB OUR RULES!

NHE-15428
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OFFICE HOURS MONDAY - FRIDAY ____ AM - ____ PM SERVICES AVAILABLE BY APPOINTMENT ONLY

ONE-33830
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YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A WOMAN'S MOOD BY HER HANDS FOR EXAMPLE; IF SHE IS POINTING A GUN AT YOU SHE IS PROBABLY MAD

NHE-18494
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WELCOME TO OUR HOT TUB WE DON'T SOAK IN YOUR TOILET, DON'T PEE IN OUR HOT TUB SWIMSUITS OPTIONAL AFTER DARK BUBBLES PROVIDED, DO NOT CONTRIBUTE YOURS WHAT HAPPENS HERE STAYS HERE OUR HOT TUB OUR RULES!

NHE-15333
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Yes We're OPEN - Sorry We're CLOSED

NHE-17934
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OUTHOUSE RULES LEAVE IT LIKE YOU WANT TO FIND IT PUT THE LID DOWN LEAVE SOME PAPER FOR THE NEXT PERSON IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE SEATIE SHUT THE DOOR SO THE VARMINTS DON'T GET IN

NHEP-15940
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SMILE FOR THE CAMERA THEN WATCH FOR THE GUN 24 HOUR SURVEILLANCE

NHE-18484
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SMILE! YOU'RE ON CAMERA

TRE-13572
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Playground rules 1. Use playground at your own risk 2. Children under the age of ____ must be accompanied by an adult 3. No glass or alcoholic beverages 4. Proper footwear required 5. Improper use of equipment prohibited 6. Playground hours from ____ to ____

ANEP-36619
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SAVE WATER DRINK BEER

NHEP-26806
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PLAYGROUND RULES 1. USE PLAYGROUND AT YOUR OWN RISK 2. CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF ____ MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT 3. NO GLASS OR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES 4. PROPER FOOTWEAR REQUIRED 5. IMPROPER USE OF EQUIPMENT PROHIBITED 6. PLAYGROUND HOURS FROM ____ TO ____

NHE-36619
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POOL & SPA HOURS ____ AM TO ____ PM NO FOOD, DRINKS, GLASS CONTAINERS OR WRAPPERS PERMITTED IN POOL AREA CHILDREN MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT

ONE-33848
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TRESPASSERS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

TRE-13575
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POOL CAPACITY IS____ POOL HOURS ____AM TO____PM USE OF THE POOL AT ANY OTHER TIME IS PROHIBITED

NHE-15168
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THIS AREA IS PROTECTED BY A VICIOUS GUARD DOG THREE DAYS PER WEEK YOU GUESS WHICH DAYS! - ESTA ÁREA ESTÁ PROTEGIDA POR UN FEROZ PERRO GUARDIÁN TRES DÍAS A LA SEMANA ¡ADIVINE QUÉ DÍAS!

OWB-13625
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WARNING OWNER IS GOOD SHOT DO NOT TRESPASS

TRE-16670
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KEEP OUT! NO TRESPASSING

TRE-13549
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